The Necon Whores
Winner of the 2001 Necon Talent Show Competition!
by
Elizabeth Massie and
Barbara Spillman Lawson
(Sung to the tune of
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland")
Winner of the 2001 Necon Talent Show Competition!
by
Elizabeth Massie and
Barbara Spillman Lawson
(Sung to the tune of
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland")
In July, see us struttin'
When some other bitch shows up at Necon
Perfect hair, perfect makeup,
Hikin' round the campus in our high heels
Sunday comes, con is cover,
Yeah, no need to fear,
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Necon calls, and we're listenin'
It's the time we be glistenin'
We're a beautiful sight
We'll make you happy tonight
Necon whores are comin' to your dorm.
At Necon, we go sluttin'
We don't give a damn
If it's Craig, Rick, or Dan,
Necon whores are coming' to your dorm.
And sees a guy we want, then makes a pass,
We make it clear -- even if it is Von,
We'll have to get medieval on her ass!
Take us in for a shake-up.
You just never know
Which way it'll go,
Necon whores are comin' to your dorm.
Sweatin' up a storm for just a dime.
We'll work you in at night or in between meals,
With fifteen minute slots there's lots of time.
No more rolls in the clovcer,
But no need to fear,
Cause this time next year,
Necon whores are comin' to your dorm.
Cause this time next year,
Necon whores are comin' to your dorm!
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