Jason Quinn gives us his impression
of the big scary Alien.

Dan Keohane, clearly doing his part to
spread rumors. ::tsk tsk::

Hey! Didn't anyone see this
guy sneak in? Did he pay his registration??!

F. Paul Wilson and Tina Jens try
to look somber. Clearly a ruse.

Speaking of ruses: Dallas Mayr
and Doug Clegg. They signing the wrong
books. Go ahead-- prove they're not.

Gahan Wilson gives us his famous
King O' The World wave.

Gahan Wilson and Cortney Skinner. I'm sure this is some form of high-brow, high-power
advertising. Note how Gahan draws attention to the product with signs of happiness.
Note the satisfied expression and handshake in the next panel. Yeah, definitely advertising.

Elizabeth Massie, the Perpetrator of All
That Is Necon Whoredom, masquerades (again)
in innocent shopping clothing.
WE ARE NOT FOOLED!!!

Barbara Lawson, the Evil Sisterdom
of Necon Whoredom, tries the same heinous
masquerade. Note, however, the "Wonder Spot"--
her true nature seeps from her very clothes!!!

F. Paul Wilson looks like he's signing
a book, but those in the know know (wah
wah) that he's really trying to blind us
all with that shirt.

Jim Moore preaches from the Book of Necon as
the lovely Mickie Sardinha goes into a trance
and Dan Booth looks wistfully at an
unreachable exit.